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Health Insurance Jokes

WebBecause paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart …

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Healthcare Jokes

WebThe American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's proposed health care package to replace Obama-care: 1. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. 2. The Gastroenterologists had …

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Health Care Jokes

WebPissed off God by not seeing everyday miracles. There's an old joke There's a flood. A man is standing in knee deep water in his house. Another man in a canoe paddles by and says "Get in I'll row you to safety!" The man says,"No thanks. I've prayed and God will …

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Public Health Jokes

WebThere’s a growing body of literature on that. upvote downvote report. I saw a poster today for a free concert for those working in public health. It said 'Frontline Only'. Weird. I would've thought they'd fill the whole venue. upvote downvote report. This joke may contain …

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Health Food Jokes

WebFree heaven. An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their …

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Health And Safety Jokes

WebThe health and safety act of 1974 clearly states: (4) (b)1: All manholes must be covered when not in use. upvote downvote report. A big list of health and safety jokes, submitted and ranked by users.

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Psychiatric Jokes

WebThe psychiatrist explains, "we fill a bathtub with water and give people a straw, a teaspoon, a glass, and a bucket. Then we tell them to empty the bathtub.”. The man chuckles to himself and beams at This joke may contain profanity. 🤔.

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Health Inspector Jokes

WebHealth Violation. A man orders a hot dog with relish from a street vendor. The vendor grabs the dog with his bare hands and puts it on a bun. He then applies the relish with his fingers. The man pulls out a badge and says, "I'm the health inspector and I'm shutting you …

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Mental Health Jokes

WebA man in a mental health facility was having an argument. A man in a mental health facility was arguing with a hazelnut. "I'm not crazy! You're crazy!" He says. The squirrel chimed in and said, "You're both nuts!" upvote downvote report. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔.

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