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UCSD’s New Mental Health Initiative Is ‘Queering the Male …

Web“I don’t even need to take this class,” said one workshop attendee. “I just treat every woman like my mother.” Photo by Madeline Mozafari. Amid the recent rise in …

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UCSD Needs to Increase Awareness of Mental Illness vs UCSD …

WebPOINT: UCSD Needs to Increase Awareness of Mental Illness. The University of California, San Diego is ranked #21 nationally for colleges with the most depressed …

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Canyon Vista Dining Hall to Close After Health Inspection

WebCanyon Vista has recently been criticized for their unique “farm to table” approach. Photo by: Jessica Ma UC San Diego Housing, Dining and Hospitality (HDH) …

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WebAmazon and Boeing Announce Joint Microtransit Venture. March 13, 2024. “Still beats flying with United,” said Ahsoak Ingwethi.Photo by Farhad Taraporevala Jeff Bezos was flown …

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Butter Flavored Vape Creates New Disease, Movie Popcorn Lung

WebMembers of the medical community have expressed concern that the Buttery Binky could be causally related to an emerging disease referred to as Movie Popcorn …

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High Schools Nationwide Castrate Student Body as Part of a Sex

WebPhoto by: Jessica Ma. As part of a new sexual education initiative that went into effect on February 1st, school districts nationwide have started castrating students in …

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WebThe Broke Girl’s Guide to Loving Yourself and Hating Your Face By Cystica C’ne Skin Surgeon. Do you ever look at a newborn baby, prepubescent child, or perfectly …

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POINT: Technology Is So Cool. I Can’t Wait to Live In the Future!

WebCOUNTERPOINT: Please Leave the Doctor’s Office; Your Subscription to Amazon Health Has Expired. Sir, while I appreciate you sharing your enthusiasm and …

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Salk Researchers Find Chemicals in Water Supply – The MQ

Web“Chemicals in the water supply? Next thing you know they’ll be putting chemicals in food!” said one parent. Photo by James Woolley. In a new report from the …

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WebUCSD’s New Mental Health Initiative Is ‘Queering the Male Loneliness Binary’. Written by: Sylvia Terry. “I don’t even need to take this class,” said one workshop …

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Impossible Foods to Release “Horrifyingly Realistic” Human Meat

WebPhoto by Jack Yang. Following their successful reproductions of ground beef and burger patties, Impossible Foods is launching their first attempt at a plant-based …

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Health Influencer Launches Brand of Mercury Supplements

Web“Not only is this mercury great for my health, I also love the way it settles in my stomach!” exclaimed one customer. Photo by Sharon Roth. Instagram influencer …

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Top Ten Uncommon Hazards to your Health – The MQ

WebTop Ten Uncommon Hazards to your Health. FNAF lore; Week 10 midterms; Deodorant; Expired Brita filter water; Items branded for women that have no reason to be …

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Dr Pepper Forced to Pay Fine When Drink is Revealed to Contain

WebA high profile class-action lawsuit against Doctor Pepper over the doctoral composition of the eponymous soft drink was finally settled earlier this month. In addition …

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Trump Discovered to Be Immune to Every Disease, Including ‘Rule …

Web“That’s right,” Donald Trump said. “My bloodstream rejects all foreign bodies!” Photo by Dylan Towner and Amit Roth. Last Tuesday, a “groundbreaking” medical …

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Report Finds Impossible Whopper Killed 12 People, Considered

WebOne of the twelve eulogies reportedly stated: “Now they will always have it their way.” Photo by Jack Yang. Pew Research has found the Impossible Whopper from …

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DSM-6 to Include the Diagnosis “Just a Real Goddamn Piece of Shit”

WebAfter considerable backlash following the release of the DSM-5, the DSM Task Force has decided that the DSM-6, slated for release in 2025, will add an array of …

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Lab-Grown Orange Sales Skyrocket After Blood Orange Controversy

WebIn the memo, Timothy & Co. CEO Clementine von Mellon wrote, “In an effort to stop selling D’Orange Juice’s blood oranges, we hired a team of scientists to create …

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Neuralink Announces Amygdala Removal Surgery – The MQ

Web“The NARC chip has a dual benefit of alerting the authorities every time someone thinks about using opiates,” said Alma Bowls. Photo by Julia Wong. With …

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