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128 Health One Liners

WEBOne liner tags: attitude, health, motivational. 93.40 % / 1782 votes. Smoking will kill you Bacon will kill you But, smoking bacon will cure it. One liner tags: death, drug, food, …

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128 Health One Liners

WEBAbsolutely hillarious health one-liners! The largest collection of health one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 health one liners. Page 2.

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316 Food One Liners

WEBis a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby. One liner tags: food, kids, rude, sarcastic. 81.75 % / 364 votes. I got gas for $1.39 today. Unfortunately, it was at Taco …

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54 Happiness One Liners

WEBThe only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it. One liner tags: happiness, rude. 82.14 % / 626 votes. share. To be happy with a man, you must …

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68 Doctor One Liners

WEBMy doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years older already. One liner tags: doctor, life, sarcastic. 81.32 % / 504 votes. When I told the …

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22 Summer One Liners

WEBSummer one liners. First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I've known him …

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128 Health One Liners

WEBBecause all the best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. One liner tags: car, health, life, rude, women. 54.66 % / 128 votes. share. I always feel better when my …

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15 April Fools Day One Liners

WEBPut some little piles of talcum powder on top of the blades and wait for somebody to turn it on. It'll be snowing indoors. One liner tags: April Fools Day, rude. 59.05 % / 51 votes. At …

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WEBA parent's job is basically a daily struggle to help a crazy person stay alive. One liner tags: family, insults, life, sarcastic, work. 70.82 % / 111 votes. I've found if you …

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105 Beauty One Liners

WEBBeauty one liners. Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. One liner tags: beauty, life. 93.36 % / 2116 votes. You take away the looks, money, intelligence, …

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